Archive for December, 2009
The Absent Presence: Today’s Faculty
This year was to be my fourth year attending MLA in a row. I spoke in 2006, interviewed in 2007, spoke and interviewed in 2008, and had hoped to speak and interview this year as well. When the interviews did not materialize, I made the difficult decision to not attend the convention given the financial realities of being an adjunct faculty member. I regretted not having the chance to speak–especially on a panel titled “Today’s Teachers, Today’s Students: Economics”–but the panel chair volunteered to deliver my paper in absentia.
So as my panel is happening in Philadelphia, I decided to simultaneously publish my comments that are being read at this moment.
The Absent Presence: Today’s Faculty
I’m sorry that I can’t be delivering these comments in person, and I thank Prof. Cavanagh for her willingness to read them on my behalf. Hearing talks delivered by the person who did not write them is only slightly better than having to be the person who is reading a talk she didn’t write, so I’ll be brief. At the same time, however, I can think of no more appropriate way for me to give a talk in a panel titled “Today’s Students, Today’s Teachers: Economics” than in this manner.
After all, I’m not a tenure-track faculty member, and the truth of the matter is that I simply cannot afford to come to this year’s MLA. I know that we as a profession are increasingly aware of the less than ideal conditions under which contingent faculty members (and graduate students) labor while providing more than half of the instruction that undergraduates receive across the nation, a fact that The Chronicle of Higher Education (see articles from December 2008 and May 2009, as just two such examples) and other publications have reported on throughout the last twelve months. If we are talking about “today’s teachers,” then more of them look like me—at least in a professional sense—than look like the people who will be on the dais at the Presidential Address later on this evening. And that means that most of the students in America are also taught by people that are like me. In a very real sense, I—and the people situated in a similar professional and economic quandary—are today’s teachers of today’s students. And for the most part, we’re not at the MLA this year.
Again, I’m not at the MLA this year because it’s not economically feasible. I had hoped to be here for job interviews—as well as to speak as a member of this panel discussion. This was my third year on the job market, and I applied to every job in North America that I was even remotely qualified for: all 41 of them. Unfortunately, I did not receive any interviews, despite having added two articles accepted by peer-reviewed journals, five new classes, and several new awards and honors to my vita. According to my records, applying to those 41 jobs cost me $257.54. I was prepared to pay the additional expenses of attending the MLA ($125 for registration, $279.20 for a plane ticket, approximately $180.00 for lodging with a roommate at a total of $584.20) out of pocket so that I could have a chance of getting one of those 41 jobs. [1] I was even luckier than most faculty (remember, most of today’s faculty are contingent) in that my institution was willing to provide me with $200 support to attend conferences throughout the academic year. But once it became apparent that I wasn’t going to be having any interviews, I could no longer justify the outlay of $400.00 out of a salary that puts me only $1,210 above the 2009 Federal Poverty Guidelines. [2] (And yes, that means I do qualify for food stamps while working a full-time job as a professor!)
I can’t imagine that I’m alone in this dilemma of not attending this year’s convention due to finances and the anemic job market. After all, as The New York Times reported on 17 December, the number of listings in the MLA’s Job Information List was down 37% from 2008’s numbers, the sharpest decline since MLA started tracking job ads in 1974. It’s not like 2008 was a banner year, however. The listings a year ago were down 26% from what they had been in 2007. Landing a job in the professoriate has been difficult for well more than this decade, but the recent economic crisis has necessitated (or allowed, if we’re feeling cynical) administrators trimming budgets so that less and less tenure-track faculty are hired. What this means is that more and more contingent faculty are employed to teach the increasing number of students who are matriculating at the nation’s universities. So…perhaps it’s not that employment is going down for humanists with the PhD. Rather, it is sustainable employment that is evaporating. (I’m looking at you, California.) After all, the demand for contingent faculty labor will probably rise sharply as the number of students enrolling in colleges rises due to the nation’s recent economic crisis. And since we can’t expect other schools to be as generous as mine with travel funds to contingent faculty, there should be less and less faculty members at the MLA in the future because less and less of the nation’s faculty will be able to afford to get here.
“But”—the administrators say—“the MLA is only a conference, one where people read papers at each other. What difference does it make whether you attend or not?” Such questions are of course misleading since it’s not as if my department is willing to give me more money to travel to other conferences instead of the MLA. So the problem of not being able to afford to attend the MLA is really the problem of attending any conference, other than a hyper-local one. And attending conferences is critical for one’s scholarship since it allows one to hear the latest research in one’s field. I especially appreciate how large the MLA is since I can find opportunities to attend panels that represent the full 150 years of American literature that my research covers. Attending this conference (or others) keeps me abreast of the latest scholarship and helps me produce scholarship that pushes the state of my fields forward. As one of today’s teachers, attending conferences helps me be more prepared to teach today’s students these new developments, preparing them to be more effective readers of literature, whether they are English or biostatistics majors. Moreover, it is at conferences that I am most likely to have the opportunity to meet with old and new colleagues whose work intersects most closely with my own. Schools only need so many Shakespeare scholars; not so the MLA! Yet attending conferences isn’t just about seeing old friends; the relationships formed with colleagues at conferences again help us produce scholarship. For just one example, the panel that I spoke on last year has resulted in a book-length collaboration among the four panelists, none of whom had met previously. When the majority of faculty (who are, again, contingent faculty) cannot attend the MLA (or any other conference), it results in a faculty that cannot advance, that does not, in other words, appear to be doing the things that would warrant their conversion to the tenure track. Our placement as contingent faculty quickly becomes a self-fulfilling event.
But having a faculty majority comprised of contingent faculty means a lot more than just conferences being less and less attended. In my case, it means that my students cannot easily meet with me for office hours since contingent faculty don’t really have offices. It means that they do not get effective, personal mentoring because I have too many students. It means that I cannot give the small and frequent assignments that I believe teach them more than a “3-paper class” because I do not have time to grade 90 students’ small and frequent assignments. It means that the courses they can take from me will not be updated as frequently as I think is ideal because I will be spending all of my spare time looking for more secure employment—or working a part-time job. In other words, when we short-change (pun-intended) today’s teachers (the majority of us who are, finally and for the last time, contingent and not present at this year’s MLA), we simultaneously short-change today’s students. And those students will be that much less likely to become literature professors in the future. Why should they? It’s not currently a sustainable profession; but even more so, they will have had that many less chances to have those interactions with teachers that leads to today’s students wanting to become tomorrow’s teachers.
[1] The profession as a whole needs to find a better method for interviewing candidates. One that does not burden those who are already at the bottom of the ladder with additional expenses.
[2] Fun facts: In 2007, I applied to XX jobs at a cost of $270.07. In 2008, I applied to XX jobs at a cost of $313.19. Both of these figures do not include the costs of attending MLA. In three years on the job market (2007, 2008, and 2009), I have received 3 MLA interviews and 0 campus interviews.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27
- @coryb I have had success with my Crumpler messenger bag. I also recommend the North Face Surge. #
- @mkgold @jasonrhody @samplereality On my way! #
- @cscannella Something like this: http://bit.ly/8wLtzq? in reply to cscannella #
- RT @kfitz: Hey, @mlaconvention: thx for awesome tweets! If you add #MLA09, more folks will see & they'll be archived http://bit.ly/5cSzNt #
- #MLA09 Tip (Serious one): You are one block from awesome and cheap food. Scads of it at the Reading Terminal Market: http://bit.ly/8Whdt0. #
- Can't decide if my Tweetdeck #MLA09 column is making me happy (cuz I'm in the loop) or lonesome. But I'll be glued to it for coming 3 days. #
- @cscannella 5 years too late, I might add. in reply to cscannella #
- @mlaconvention Can't find the details about the minimum course pay. Direct link? in reply to mlaconvention #
- Reading about much of my world converging on #MLA09. #
- @cscannella I likes Thao's first one. Folkier than I normally do. Haven't heard the new one. #
- RT @sabinehikel: Tweeps attending #MLA09, I'll be talking post-academic work at the Inside Higher Ed booth Dec. 28 pm & Dec. 29 a.m. #
- @jimgroom 3 is the end of the line for us too. You can't let nature mess with you. #
- @jimgroom @twoodwar Our third has been the easiest. I think it's nature's way of getting you to have a fourth. in reply to jimgroom #
- @kfitz @mkirschenbaum No, no, no! Funky glasses out, tonsures in! See this handy #MLA09 Tip! http://bit.ly/8w3OD4 in reply to kfitz #
- @afamiglietti exactly. Here: you may have tenure. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Kate Hayles isn't actually a robot. I know, I know. I was disappointed too. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Forget Zizek. For real street/theory cred, tell the committee how you've been inspired by the work of Zinedine Zidane. #
- @samplereality That's really cool. Now do it in a Wordle. Jump, monkey! #
- @dav2b Thanks very much! in reply to dav2b #
- Writing #MLA09 talk to be read in absentia since I can't afford going w/o intrviews. Panel: "Today's Profs & Students: Economics." #irony #
- Like @billiehara, we've got our new Christmas jammies on. getting the kids in bed, and then we can begin wrapping and watching Nightmare B4. #
- @nowviskie I think your panel and @kfitz's are the ones that I'm most upset about missing. in reply to nowviskie #
- The worst thing about canceling to #MLA09? Screwing up a cool roommate's plans. Second worst: @Delta's $150 cancellation fee. #
- @boonebgorges I'm glad you stifled that emotion and talked with us instead. in reply to boonebgorges #
- Case Western had over 500 applicants. #jobmarket #
- @triproftri Thanks for the encouragement and for the suggestions for placement. I've got more spare time this semester. Will work on it. in reply to triproftri #
- @jbj You're right. That was a slip. Would still love to do it. And it looks like @triproftri has some suggestions for us too. in reply to jbj #
- @ryancordell You got a grant! Awesome. in reply to ryancordell #
- @triproftri Good idea. @jbj and I had thought about trying to do something about building and teaching with for DHQ. in reply to triproftri #
- @mlaconvention Oops. That sounded snarkier than I meant. Thanks for the reply. in reply to mlaconvention #
- .@mlaconvention The MLA isn't hiring? Big surprise. #jobmarket #fail in reply to mlaconvention #
- @mlaconvention I don't suppose the MLA is looking to hire a social media-savvy PhD. #doesnthurttoask in reply to mlaconvention #
- @mlaconvention It looks like the hotel has gotten in order. I've also contacted the right people to pass my MLA travel grant to someone else in reply to mlaconvention #
- @samplereality I'm more or less planning on doing the same thing. We need dirt on @clioweb to make sure we get in. in reply to samplereality #
- @samplereality Philly MLA in 2006 was actually not bad re:cold. In the 50s. Maybe you'll get lucky? in reply to samplereality #
- @samplereality I hope so as well. THATCamp? Remember to pour a little out for me at the #MLA09 tweetups. in reply to samplereality #
- So. It's been decided. I'm not going to #MLA09. While I'm sad about lack of employment, I'm maybe more disappointed not to see colleagues. #
- My newest at @ProfHacker seeks to combine #jobmarket and #MLA09 tips: "Tips for Hacking Your Academic Interview," http://bit.ly/6Z5LHt. #
- Rt @RichardMenke: #MLA09 Tip: If the audience outnumbers your panel, your session is "well-attended." (Moderator counts as half a panelist.) #
- @midwinter_ Sorry. IE is an automatic fail. Do not pass go. Do not collect job. in reply to midwinter_ #
- #MLA09 Tip: Everyone knows that academics are critical thinkers. Not bound by convention. That's why you should *only* use Apple products. #
- Rt @samplereality: Please retweet:: A complete list of digital humanities sessions at #MLA09: http://bit.ly/2fBCRT #
- Signing up for new phone service. No one can know my regret and contrition at not getting a super smart phone. #
- #MLA09 Tip: If you see other interview candidates, HUG IT OUT, BITCH! #
- @jbj Did you say something? in reply to jbj #
- #MLA09 Tip: if you're talking to someone more senior/more famous than you, don't look them in the eye. Aim for the lapel. Try to blush. #
- #MLA09 Tip: There won't be wifi connectivity in the panels. Unless you bring that 30-foot antenna with you. #
- @jcmeloni @GeorgeOnline I think he's just talking about #MLA09 Cyber-Tips. in reply to jcmeloni #
- @mlaconvention Ah. Makes sense. And he's on the road, I believe, so it could be a while. in reply to mlaconvention #
- @mlaconvention I don't see your reply on @samplereality's post. Did you use the wrong link? in reply to mlaconvention #
- #MLA09 Tip: If the panelist keeps not quite answering your question in Q&A, keep pressing. They must be made to submit. #
- .@billwolff 20th-century American Lit. And apparently @mlaconvention reports that Am lit jobs only accounted for 6% of listings. in reply to billwolff #
- @kfitz @jcmeloni @amandafrench @amndw2 @GeorgeOnline @billwolff @captain_primate @wpwend42 @seabright Thanks for well wishes. in reply to kfitz #
- Good news is that I successfully sold the printer I got for free with my MacBook Pro. #craigslistftw #
- An official rejection from U of Maine, Farmington. Over 450 applicants. #jobmarket #fail #
- .@barbarahui Sorry to hear it. I'm pretty sure I won't be at #MLA09 for the same reason. #jobmarket #fail #
- @academicdave I prefer to think of all those #MLA09 attendees as the *real* winners. in reply to academicdave #
- #MLA09 Tip: Registration, $125. Hotel, $300. Dinner and drinks, $65. Finding Stanley Fish's room and stealing his dry cleaning, priceless. #
- #MLA09 Tip: In the past, attendees resorted to funky spectacles to help them appear hip. Be cutting edge: 2010 is the year of the tonsure. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Also, Comp Lit applicants are expected to wear black. Surprise committee & go full-bore sartorial albino. They won't forget you! #
- @samplereality I couldn't find the #mla09 Twapper Keeper URL, although it said it was created. And good point. #MLA09 it is. in reply to samplereality #
- I think we need to make it #MLA09Tip so we can Twapper Keeper these things. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Drink big glass of water right before interview. You write better w/deadline pressure.Your mind works better w/bladder pressure. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Jargon. No one understood Derrida, and he had a job. Impenetrability is your best defense. #
- #MLA09 Tip: Figure out which of your interviewers is the Paula Abdul of the bunch, and get her drunk alone. #
- #MLA09 tip: Practice your dissertation spiel in the elevator. Don't let people getting on unnerve you. Unnerve *them* with your brilliance. #
- @derekbruff There is communal space at #MLA09 for interviews. I call it "the pit." But it's worse than hotel room interview. Cattle call. in reply to derekbruff #
- @fearv Really? One of my favorite sounds ever, when it's in a large space, like a library reading room. #quirk in reply to fearv #
- @mlaconvention I can never decide if the trauma studies woman (my field) or the Irish Rave specialist is my favorite. in reply to mlaconvention #
- @mlaconvention Nothing more than what is listed on the "Credits" page. Circulated in my department circa 2007. in reply to mlaconvention #
- #MLA09 tip: Watch http://9interviews.com. Watch and learn. #
- @amandafrench @samplereality Perfect timing too, since I'm writing a @ProfHacker piece about interviews. in reply to amandafrench #
- @escapegrace Sounds like Hemingway character situation. in reply to escapegrace #
- Apparently not all of my Clemson email gets forwarded to my Clemson Gmail. #exchangefail #
- My newest post at @ProfHacker on "How to Hack A Conference (AKA Attend One Productively)" is now up: http://bit.ly/7N7dch. #
- @barbarahui I think you just helped me with a last minute gift. in reply to barbarahui #
- @johnmjones And you didn't tell me you'd be here because…? in reply to johnmjones #
- RT @jbj: I am *very* disappointed that the e-mail inviting me become a "necromancer" was just Viagra spam ("raise your dead friend"). #
- Fight @MLAconvention's disregard for URLs. Install @zotero's "Modern Language Association with URL" style: http://bit.ly/7BJOT2 #
- Glad to see #MLA09 will have free wifi in common areas. Still won't get you tweeting in a session, but it's progress. (via @mlaconvention) #
- Time to finish up my @ProfHacker post that's going live at 2pm EST. Go, dog, go! #
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At ProfHacker: Tips for Interviews
Posted by Brian in Prof. Hacker on December 26, 2009
Another note to point out my latest post at ProfHacker on effective interviewing for academic job candidates. I’d be interested to hear from those in fields outside the humanities how applicable these tips are.
At ProfHacker: How to Hack an Academic Conference
Posted by Brian in Prof. Hacker on December 21, 2009
A quick note to once again say that I’ve got a post at ProfHacker. This one is about how to effectively attend an academic conference. Consider it my holiday gift to you.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20
- @samplereality Try to put in a good word for me before you lose that job. #
- Annoyed to discover that the CLIR fellowship extended its deadline to 30 Dec. Which means that I'll have more competition now. Curses. #
- @billiehara Have you read Cynthia Ozick's *The Shawl*? It's all I can think of when you say "The Bundle." in reply to billiehara #
- .@GreatDismal Kind of like trying to read Neuromancer with the eyes of a 1984 audience. in reply to GreatDismal #
- RT @foundhistory: New blog post: Why I Quit Facebook http://bit.ly/5WPFYT [Succinct and to the point.] #
- .@lesliemb And horror of horrors: one of those poor souls with only 3 interviews is on the #jobmarket for the second year! #
- @amndw2 Absolutely. My mom rereads it every Christmas. #
- @UMWKA Started watching that tonight as a whole family. Had to cut it off for blue cheese burgers. Not the original, but not too bad. #
- Worst thing @ NYT article on #jobmarket (http://bit.ly/5xoi68) is final quotation: person aghast that friends have only 3 interviews. #
- Finding a radical deficiency of CC-licensed photos of insane Starbucks lines for my upcoming @ProfHacker posts. Do *you* have one? #
- @BenRobertson Actual LOL. You win. in reply to BenRobertson #
- Of course, if I was better at math, I would have noticed a pattern: 2 interviews in 2007; 1 interview in 2008; 0 (?) interviews in 2009. #
- I'm here to report that my MLA interview chances are down to1 (maybe 2?) schools. Doesn't look good. #jobmarket #
- @samplereality Great. I need an ARG or two for my Reading Technology/ies class. in reply to samplereality #
- @sivavaid No worries. #
- One of the brilliant shortcomings of Twitter is the inability to DM people who don't follow you. #
- @sivavaid As a dead tree, I'm glad to have something to point out to friends/family who wonder why I *still* don't have a job. Again. in reply to sivavaid #
- @sivavaid What better way to talk about a story than to give details, including statistics? It'd be an empty story without storyline. in reply to sivavaid #
- Glad to see such work funded. RT @jilltxt Congrats to @scottrettberg who just got 1M euros from HERA for research on elec lit & creativity! #
- Favorite part of the #jobmarket wiki thus far? "Universities to fear": http://bit.ly/7Vo6c5. #
- .@mkirschenbaum @sivavaid Or *not* take them to such a job, as the case might be. #jobmarket in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- All right. Time to finally take a look at the #jobmarket wiki and see how bad it is going to be for a guy with no interviews on 12/18. #
- @amndw2 @barbarahui Not a bad idea…but will any of us be there? in reply to amndw2 #
- @barbarahui @negaratduke I think the only sensible/realistic thing to do is to go back in time and *not* get a PhD starting in 2002. in reply to barbarahui #
- Got my hair cut today. Sometimes I wish I could just pull off the @academicdave look. Or the @jbj. #
- @barbarahui @negaratduke And it probably won't get better for 5 years, is my guess. Universities are slow to un-retrench. in reply to barbarahui #
- @barbarahui It's like a waking nightmare, huh? in reply to barbarahui #
- Web 2.0 Suicide Machine takes the work out of dropping out of FB and LinkedIn: http://bit.ly/5aLtCV (via @ritaraley). #
- @nirak Awesome. in reply to nirak #
- Wrapping the semester, getting a start on the next, and listening to Dan Deacon as accompaniment. #
- Kind of annoyed that you can't cancel an @mlaconvention hotel after 12/14 without paying a night's stay. #mla09 #
- Just posted the newest mp3 of the week: http://bit.ly/7vPFNx. I finally give Phoenix the love they deserve for one of 2009's best albums. #
- Just finished another 25-minute call with insurance. Only to learn our pre-existing never got waived. #
- Check out @profhacker's annual gift guide – for all of your holiday shopping needs! http://bit.ly/8WNQji Group-authored post FTW! #
- @captain_primate Congrats! Good news. in reply to captain_primate #
- @jcmeloni I'm having a lot of fun writing my portion. All good stuff. in reply to jcmeloni #
- @mkirschenbaum Sorry. I'll leave. Didn't see you there. in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- @cscannella Link? in reply to cscannella #
- @cscannella On American Apparel? in reply to cscannella #
- Now to work on these plagiarism cases. #
- @samplereality Borges's reference? in reply to samplereality #
- Now that grades are submitted, students are starting to write about why they got the grade they did. Unrelated: I have an attendance policy. #
- @sramsay Reading and Writing (New) Media? in reply to sramsay #
- Grades are submitted. #
- RT @nowviskie: Announcing http://www.scholarslab.org/ — highlighting work in progress by UVA Scholars' Lab faculty, staff, & Grad Fellows! #
- Curses! Skipped grading one student's paper. Which means I have more #grading to do. Blech. #
- @captain_primate I'm not sure what Snagit offers that Skitch doesn't. Thoughts? in reply to captain_primate #
- @jimgroom Congratulations! You've scored the Twitter name already, right? in reply to jimgroom #
- And…a rejection from my undergraduate alma mater. So much for those legacies hires, huh? #jobmarket #
- We might have stealth dropped some cookies off at friends' homes tonight. *Might* #
- Dear universe: now would be a good time for me to start getting #jobmarket interviews. Sincerely, Brian. #
- If you want me to file grades by noon, then you need to *tell* me that they are due at noon. Otherwise, I don't know. #grading #
- The least popular question on my World Lit exam (based on the number who skipped it) was about Inferno. Most popular: Watchmen. #grading #
- New at ProfHacker: "Talking About Fair Use in the Classroom," by @jcmeloni http://bit.ly/5hVpZ6 (via @ProfHacker) #
- @finnarne Thanks for these. I haven't thought about kids at conferences before, but I know @jbj does it with aplomb. in reply to finnarne #
- @derekbruff Noted. Good tip. Thanks. in reply to derekbruff #
- @derekbruff To catch up with people? To talk with editors? To talk with other panelists? All of the above? in reply to derekbruff #
- I'm writing two @ProfHacker posts: one about attending conferences effectively and one about interviewing. Please send your tips this way. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-13
- @samplereality I'm writing a @profhacker post on interviewing tips. Have any real ones? #
- @allsongs How about a show on embarrassing songs on your iPod? And the problematics of anything being embarrassing. #
- These week's mp3 of the week features @depreci8onguild and is up at http://bit.ly/7d7ifv. #music #
- Writing the first mp3 of the week in more than 6 weeks. #misnamedprojects #music #
- Got the tree completely decorated. Went with a Noble fir this year. Very beautiful, but it isn't 1/10 as fragrant as a Douglas. Miss that. #
- @escapegrace I refuse to look at the wiki. I just don't want to know. #jobmarket in reply to escapegrace #
- @zachwhalen It's a strange book. Didn't like it a ton when I finished, but I've thought about it a lot over the last year. in reply to zachwhalen #
- @ryancordell You are the *only* person I know so far with interviews. And now you have 2. That's a total win. in reply to ryancordell #
- Having my assumptions about Bible Belt students being challenged by the sheer number who think the Flood happened to Moses. Or Abraham. #
- Nobody (or avatar) leads off a @ProfHacker like the Bava! NOBODY! http://bit.ly/6nj2Dr (IOW @acavender's post @ WPMU ft. @jimgroom's avatar) #
- @jasonrhody You, @ibogost, and @academicdave. in reply to jasonrhody #
- Calling all those who'v read *Lucky Wander Boy*! Stand up & be counted. I've got 3 of us so far. Do we have an #MLA11 panel in the offing? #
- @mkirschenbaum IProbably doesn't talk abut OT as novel was about coin-op games. (You're the only other person I know who has read it.) in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- @digitalhumanist I think we all know that cheat code by now, Dave. in reply to digitalhumanist #
- @mkirschenbaum Have you read Lucky Wander Boy? (http://bit.ly/4Py4Jk) Totally up your alley. in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- @JenServenti Looks really fascinating. Thanks for the link. in reply to JenServenti #
- RT @jcmeloni: my new @ProfHacker post: "Managing Facebook Privacy Settings (round 2)" http://bit.ly/5sZBIj #
- And with that, I guess I should get to some #grading. #
- NEW Tenure track positions in Emerging Media + Comm at UT Dallas http://bit.ly/EMAC-NetMedia http://bit.ly/EMAC-Journ2 RT! (via @therefore) #
- Just finished GIS conf. call w/@nowviskie, @joegilbert, @barbarahui, and Tom Finger at UVa, who, inexplicably, appears not to be on Twitter. #
- @rusackas Put me down for nog. in reply to rusackas #
- Tree acquired. #
- Second outright #jobmarket rejection also mentions "hundreds of applicants." #
- RT @BenRobertson: Let Me Google That For You will reduce quantity of dumb questions in my life: http://bit.ly/5mbvOO #
- I can't yet bring myself to trust that waterless urinals are really doing their job. #
- The best use of Gmail labels that I have made is one called "Wish lists," where I track people's desires. Comes in handy this time of year. #
- @jbj Photo is marked as private. We *must* know what the bad news is! in reply to jbj #
- @samplereality Let's see…you go on at 8:15 am, right? #mla09 in reply to samplereality #
- 90 minutes until the last of my papers trickle in. #grading #
- Through it. 4 miles in an hour. Celebrating with Five Guys. #
- Now listening to @digitalcampus. 40 minutes and have moved less than 3 miles. #
- Carbon monoxide poisoning imminent. #
- (And no. I didn't cause it.) #commute #
- (I'm only texting because I'm at a dead stop due to some accident. I swear.) #
- Pretty easy to zone out while driving to The Field's new album. #music #commute #
- See you in a month, Clemson! #
- @lsemsar I hope so too! in reply to lsemsar #
- @samplereality I've also marked your panel in my super-duper @mlaconvention interactive program. #MLA09 in reply to samplereality #
- @samplereality I'm glad to be on a roundtable this year. That means less prep and more off-the-cuff. in reply to samplereality #
- @kueblerwolf Believe it or not, this is the first time I've had it happen (or have caught it) in more than 4 years of teaching. in reply to kueblerwolf #
- Make that two students caught plagiarizing this afternoon. #grading #
- Dear students: don't plagiarize in an essay about a book that very few people have written about. You'll probably lose. #
- @samplereality Added you in. in reply to samplereality #
- @sramsay Snow crash? in reply to sramsay #
- waving with @kfitz, @billiehara @captain_primate and @jmcclurken about how we'll use Wave next semester. #
- And now I'm crunching grades while listening to The Ventures' *Christmas* album. #
- @kfitz @billiehara @captain_primate @jmcclurken @billwolff Planning on using Wave too. Count me in. in reply to kfitz #
- Did I just make some gift purchases from @thinkgeek for Christmas? Yes. Yes, I did. #
- @nirak Wait. _You're_ supposed to be one of my techie friends. You must have a real ringer out there. in reply to nirak #
- Since my first final is at 8 am tomorrow, I have to leave at 5:45am. Whee. #commute #
- Instead of deliberating endlessly with myself about essay choices, I think I've decided to just give them the choice of two. #finals #
- And then I got email pointing me to http://bit.ly/8vSNhW. As someone benefiting from this year's award, I encourage your contribution #mla09 #
- Was just thinking about last year's @mlaconvention's crowdsourced fundraising for travel funds. Wondering why they haven't this year. [1/2] #
- Student writes: "I completed all four of the wiki note assignments except for one." #futureinpolitics #
- Thinking my world lit students won't have too much trouble identifying the Watchmen excerpts…since they come with full-page scans. #finals #
- We've turned into serious tea fiends around here. (Being sick still helps.) Honey vanilla chamomille is tonight's variety. #
- @sarahaloe 10% off per paper. Automatically. in reply to sarahaloe #
- @academicdave I agree that you should try to negotiate. Principles vs. career is hard. #
- @samplereality (Or so I tell myself.) in reply to samplereality #
- @samplereality Yours is more formal than mine. I let them score members on a 1-10 scale and then average them. That captures every viewpoint in reply to samplereality #
- @johnmjones The link for my version is http://bit.ly/8G1xIl. @jbj's is at http://bit.ly/4wigng. You can see mine borrows heavily from his. in reply to johnmjones #
- Lunch. Definitely lunch. #
- @amndw2 Ah. Right. I thought you were meaning for yourself. Much less gutsy when it's a library budget. Still: DO EET! in reply to amndw2 #
- With my version of @jbj's wikinotes assignment, I allow my students to grade each others and their own participation. Eye-opening. #
- @samplereality Didn't make much of a splash, did it? #punwars in reply to samplereality #
- Logging into Wave for the first time in a while. Apparently I have 38 invitations. And not much else… #
- @amndw2 DO EET! in reply to amndw2 #
- Have finished #grading my world lit wiki notes for the semester. Now to write a final exam. #
- @nealcross One reason it has a shot is because it offers cash back when shopping. I'm not above bribery. in reply to nealcross #
- @academicdave Will look forward to reading it. Once I've read all this prose my students have written. in reply to academicdave #
- I don't see how people can drink tea at coffee places. This stuff is scalding 38 minutes later. #
- Thinking about how mad @academicdave would be over all these .docx final papers I'm getting. #
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- @cscannella 8 in reply to cscannella #
- @barbarahui We should start a Delicious tag for projects that we find. in reply to barbarahui #
- Voice is so far gone that I don't expect it to come back for another 3 weeks. But we had a great Sinterklaas party. #
- Dear Students: *Please* don't write me to ask if it's possible to get a grade of one thing or another in my class. Do the math yourself. #
- Time to pull up the ol' #jobmarket spreadsheet and make sure I haven't forgotten any late positions. #
- @jcmeloni Awesome. in reply to jcmeloni #
- @ryancordell @jbj @sybilv I think that participation grades should be more transparent: that's why I do it this way. in reply to ryancordell #
- @jbj Hmm. Perhaps you're right. But that seems unfair when it's 15% of their grade. in reply to jbj #
- Grading participation now so I don't allow it to goose the final grades. #
- The @PasteMagazine evolution of the hipster: http://bit.ly/7a6pnr. Proud to say that I own the shirt the 2000 model is wearing. I'm retro. #
- Voting in the @MLAconvention elections. #
- RT @ProfHacker: New at ProfHacker: in the disruptive student behavior series, @drnels asks, "what's that smell?" http://j.mp/8dElaf #
- Forgot my headphones again! Double grrr. #
- @samplereality Only one student was confused re:Doc Manhattan's culpability thanks to film. So little time meant other problems didn't arise in reply to samplereality #
- @fearv I understand the sentiment. Merriweather Post Pavilion was the breakthrough album for me. The others are…hard, still. in reply to fearv #
- My @emusic grabs: new Animal Collective EP; Lusine; 2 Math and Physics Club EPs; Lucksmiths; Cymbals Eat Guitars, and the 2008 Why? album. #
- @fearv Yes, although it was better before they changed their pricing. Still, I can get tracks for $0.36, and that fits my budget. in reply to fearv #
- My teaching of Watchmen felt like a real success, and I owe some thanks to @captain_primate, @samplereality, and @zachwhalen. #
- @jcmeloni Is there an attendance app for Android? #
- Make sure you don't miss @jcmeloni's newest at @profhacker on "Using Super Smartphones for Productivity" http://bit.ly/8UkkSx #
- Time to do my monthly @emusic downloads. I have 72 to do. Whee! #
- Weather says we might get snow on Saturday! #
- @captain_primate Finals are next week, so I'm back up here then. But this was last day of class. 'Course, we started on 19 August. in reply to captain_primate #
- And that's it for teaching this semester. I really *do* enjoy first and last days. #
- 6 weeks later, the clocks in my building still haven't been adjusted for the time change. #
- Either I didn't pay as much attention before or YHCHI changed the last iteration of Bust Down the Doors! since April. Hard to know. #
- @mkirschenbaum That's by @SNicholson. in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- Wikipedia seems to be running slowly today. #
- Awesome. The Cymbals Eat Guitars album has made its way to @emusic: http://bit.ly/6qsLt8. #
- @jcmeloni @JenServenti Yeah. That's why I haven't been able to get a job at the NEH yet. My knit-fu is lacking. in reply to jcmeloni #
- RT @DougCoupland: Read a book & be lost in your own world: society says that’s good, & yet playing games alone is socially damaging activity #
- While the postmodernist in me hates that I end courses with a "this is why literary studies matters," every other part of me loves it. #
- @mkirschenbaum Doesn't the NEH have a grant for that? in reply to mkirschenbaum #
- @eetempleton Oh right. I'd forgotten about that. I'll try to remain positive and assume I've not been drummed out of the profession by then. in reply to eetempleton #
- @derekbruff
Even the movie is too long to adequately be covered in the 2 75-minute classes I had at my disposal. in reply to derekbruff # - Doing #classprep for my last day of semester & trying to keep focused. Feeling of inadequacy re: covering 2nd half of Watchmen not helping. #
- .@mlaconvention Can we please have somewhere warm soon? I hear Miami is nice in January. in reply to mlaconvention #
- @emarsh That'd be great for teaching Powers's *Three Farmers on the Way to a Dance* in reply to emarsh #
- @jcmeloni I've only got two more days of this. Sucka! in reply to jcmeloni #
- @BenRobertson You just made me snort. Loudly. In the public library. in reply to BenRobertson #
- (Of course, my tweets tend to be quantity over quality. Not really true of all these people on the list, however.) #
- also on list: @amandafrench, @barbarahui, @lubar, @alxjrvs, @nowviskie, and @dancohen. Good company to keep. #
- I've just been contacted for a survey on top tweeters at Digital Humanities conferences. Also on list: @sramsay, @georgeonline, [1/2] #
- @academicdave To improve rankings and lower their costs to teach undergraduates. in reply to academicdave #
- @joguldi @sterflu @academicdave I don't know. The 1-on-1 teaching system doesn't allow enough cross-person discussion. I want small groups. in reply to joguldi #
- @samplereality Give it a try. 120 characters isn't *that* much less than 140. in reply to samplereality #
- .@academicdave Eliminating many PhD programs is key. But no one will go first. in reply to academicdave #
- .@academicdave I honestly think most PhD programs need to radically cut back admissions. in reply to academicdave #
- @academicdave Well, it's that they've admitted too many in the past years, so the number should stay constant. in reply to academicdave #
- @jasonrhody It *is* awful, isn't it. No joy at all in that book. in reply to jasonrhody #
- @samplereality I think that it is. You could do J-Pod, as it's a retread of MS, but nowhere as good. in reply to samplereality #
- @amandafrench @clioweb @nowviskie Shh. Don't tell. More people will want to play along. in reply to amandafrench #
- You've still got time to apply for the UVa Scholars Lab's NEH-sponsored Institute for Enabling Geospatial schoalrship: http://bit.ly/7ihC8S #
- This is very much deserved: RT @brettbobley Congrats @mkirschenbaum on MLA First Book Prize http://bit.ly/6TkNTV #
- You've got to read @samplereality's #NaNoWriMo tips: http://bit.ly/6TjoGW. Tremendously clever. You'll have fun. #
- @digitalhumanist Congratulations! (I'm glad I didn't apply for the job as I wouldn't have stood a chance.) in reply to digitalhumanist #
- 3 hours of sleep. Or it would have been if I could have fallen asleep when I did go to bed. #
- @samplereality CafePress, definitely. It has that certain something that screams: "one-off." in reply to samplereality #
- @samplereality Collect them. Publish them. You've done it. Tip o' the hat. in reply to samplereality #
- @GreatDismal Many thanks. in reply to GreatDismal #
- @GreatDismal What was the wallet you recommended a while back? in reply to GreatDismal #
- @performaddict Not sure that *anyone* is ever ready for Orlan. in reply to performaddict #
- Prepping Watchmen. Going to (foolishly) teach the whole thing in two days as the grand finale to the World Lit class on the hero. #
- @clioweb Wow. Those are beautiful. in reply to clioweb #
- @ryancordell Congratulations! Will be good to see you there. (Now to just rustle up an interview for myself.) in reply to ryancordell #
- @billwolff You know that Nippon & Orient have same text but different presentations, right? (Did I just spoil the surprise for your class?) in reply to billwolff #
- Tonight, Finn wanted a story based on Freud's *Interpretation of Dreams*: http://bit.ly/7wXtrs. Seriously. #
- 3 year old and 6 year old dancing to "Take on Me" ftw. #
- Prepping Young-Hae Change Heavy Industries for tomorrow: Art of Sleep, Art of Silence, and Dakota. These guys are so great. #classprep #
- @rusackas Congrats! (TTIWWP) in reply to rusackas #
- Don't you hate it when you lose your center whie #grading? #
- @VZWOffers Yes, please. I know there's two different UIs and one is android 2.0 & other is 1.5. But don't really know what that means to me. in reply to VZWOffers #
- Okay. CLIR Fellowship is done. Took much longer than I had thought. But I think it's an okay application. #jobmarket #
- @VZWOffers Droid vs. Droid Eris? Any thoughts? in reply to VZWOffers #
- First rejection letter of this year's #jobmarket. Apparently I was one of 400 applicants. #
- All these CyberMonday deals make me wish I'd already figured out if we were moving to Verizon or AT&T. #
- Working on this CLIR post-doc application. Really need to wrap it up and turn my attention elsewhere. #jobmarket #
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